The Fulton County Advisor
By Melandre Combs
“Cawakna Alien Lot: Proof of ETs or Dun Maylock?!”

From the archives. Contributor: Spence Hutchins, Curator of the Fulton Hills Historical Society.

Let me tell you something weird about Cawakna. That little town no one ever finds on maps! Isn’t that strange? You Google it, and nothing shows up. NOTHING! Not even a blurry satelite picture! And, in the woods there’s this spot everyone calls the Alien Parking Lot. You can’t make this stuff up!

The Alien Parking Lot (or is it a Base?)

There’s a big clearing, HUGE, out in the woods near Cawkna. People say it’s got scorch marks all over it, big circles burned into the ground. Sounds like a UFO landed there, doesn’t it? Local body shop mechanic, Carl Burnett, found an odd piece of metal there. He says he knows metals, and it’s not from Earth.

“It’s like no metal I’ve ever touched before,” Carl told me. It’s light but strong, and no one’s figured out what it is yet.

Why Can’t We See Cawakna From Space?

Here’s the real kicker. The WHOLE TOWN is invisible from satellites. You know how you can look up your house on one of those apps and see your roof? Well, try it with Cawkana. Nothing. Just trees. Multiple sources have confided to me: the government doesn’t want anyone to see what’s going on there. They’re hiding something, clearly!

What About the Dun Maylock?

Now, let’s talk about the Dun Maylock. What if they’re behind this Alien Parking Lot? Think about it: they’ve been messing with people for centuries, leaving those bloody handprints everywhere and doing all kinds of spooky stuff.

Maybe the Dun Maylocks want people to think aliens are real so they can distract us from what they’re REALLY doing. Like, who benefits from everyone freaking out about aliens? THEM, that’s who! They’re probably laughing at us while they plan their next big thing.

What Does It All Mean?!

Listen, I’m not saying aliens are real or that the Dun Maylock are behind the odd satelite issue with Cawkna and the nature reserve, but I’m not NOT saying it either. There’s too much weird stuff happening around Cawakna (the constant power outtages, anyone?) to ignore it.

Aliens, secret cults, invisible towns—it’s all connected somehow, and I bet the Dun Maylock know more than we think.

If you ask me, people should start paying more attention to what’s going on out there. Don’t just shrug it off like “Oh, it’s just a glitch” or “Haha, aliens!”

This is serious.

So, what do YOU think? Aliens? The Dun Maylock? A government cover-up? All of the above?! Let us know your thoughts in the comments!

Melandre Combs